If we were poor what would you throw at my tears?

"Hey gang, what if we try to sell Mazdas to millennials by using some of that hippity-hop music that's so popular these days? That would sure be 'lit,' as my grandkids like to say!"

Sure, this ad for a Singaporean shopping app might *look* ridiculously low-budget and awkward, but you best believe international soccer sensation Cristiano Ronaldo is laughing all the way to the bank. Although it's unknown just how much he made from this particular appearance, Ronaldo commands a minimum fee of just under $1 million per sponsored Instagram post, so you can bet it was a decent payday.

This man is all of us.

This woman had more important things to do than pay attention to the road ahead, as the tram she was driving derailed while she sent text messages. Fortunately, the tram missed nearby trees and a hydro pole as it flew off the road.

I mean... technically, she's not wrong.

Some people could break an anvil with a feather, even despite all his jacking experience.

A manager of a McDonald’s in Madison, Wisconsin was recorded descending into an expletive-laden meltdown after a disagreement with two customers turned nasty at a Wisconsin drive-thru.

This club girl made the bad decision to take two tabs of acid straight into her eyes! Guess what happened next?

A woman thought she was calling her manager to let her know excactly how she feels. And for 2 striaght miuntes we really get to know who this Rachel woman is.